NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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The sky at nightI used to live next door to Patrick Moore. At least I think I did - most nights I could hear some woman shouting "Oh! Patrick...more!"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:33, 5 replies)
Patrick Moore?Doesn't he play the xylophone?
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There's also room for a jokeabout seeing stars
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:47, closed)
There's also room for a joke(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:24, closed)
Touchè.Allright: I bet he helped her to see stars.
Also, Patrick likes people to see his telescope.
Patrick likes to look at Uranus.
Can anyone else think of a "moon" joke, because I tried and it's hard.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:27, closed)
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