Kurt Kobain
used to rent the flat opposite mine. It was terrifying. He had this ugly as sin pitbull that used to follow him around everywhere. Whenever I’d see the two of them out in the communal corridor this mental, foaming at the mouth, outrageously aggressive bitch would try and bite my face off or hump me to death, or sometimes both at the same time.

Oh, and he had a pet dog too...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:14, 7 replies)

Oh Spanky
You disappoint me :0(

There's no sex in this post???
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:19, closed)

Not tonight, darlin...
... I've got a headache.

I really have - its like my brain's having a fit, or dancing to some banging house tunes.

And I feel a little emotional too - maybe I'm having a period???
( SpankyHanky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:32, closed)

Have you
put on weight, starting sulking, throwing things, sighing heavily & muttering "you just don't understand" under your breath? Critising everything & everyone? Moaning that your tits ache?

If yes to more than 2 of the above then go get yourself some jam rags.

(apologies to any female readers) *wimpers”*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:54, closed)

you forgot
craving chocolate and developing the ability to hit a man dead on with a porcelain ornament from 100 yards away ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 23:57, closed)

Arf!
"Moaning that your tits ache?" that has to be the funniest thing i've read in ages, well done!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:26, closed)

Ain't that the Hole truth
ha!
(Gobbler4, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:21, closed)

This is
A Love lie story.
( Scrumper, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:54, closed)