My Arch-nemesis
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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My teacher lost my test sheet ...
...three times. Each time she claimed I didn't hand it in, only to find it on her desk at home. I don't know if she was particularly infatuated with me, and wanted to keep my test near her bed or something, but she sure did keep me on my toes.
Then there was that time when she had a mild nervous break down in front of our class, shouting at me in particular that she was only 30 years old, and I had already destroyed her entire life. Well done me.
Eventually she moved, because she thought the pupils in her new town should be so much more sensible than we were.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:34, 1 reply)
...three times. Each time she claimed I didn't hand it in, only to find it on her desk at home. I don't know if she was particularly infatuated with me, and wanted to keep my test near her bed or something, but she sure did keep me on my toes.
Then there was that time when she had a mild nervous break down in front of our class, shouting at me in particular that she was only 30 years old, and I had already destroyed her entire life. Well done me.
Eventually she moved, because she thought the pupils in her new town should be so much more sensible than we were.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:34, 1 reply)
She didn't hit you with a dumbbell did she?
While shouting, "Die, die, die."
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While shouting, "Die, die, die."
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