
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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There's a woman who works in a company that shares our offices. I've not exchanged more than 3 words with her, but every time I see her ferrety little pointy face* and her oh-so-trendy topshop clothes fresh from the sweatshops, I want to punch her in her little blond head until she moves to a different company.
*Just to clarify, she isn't actually a ferret
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:48, 1 reply)

If it proves a successful, and not court-filled way of getting rid of her, I will then try it on my enemies. It'll stop me having to cycle!
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