My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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No mars bar? Fucker! When he makes it to the nursing home go up to him in his confused, addled state and yell in his face 'WHERE'S MY MARS BAR YOU CUNT!!? Then walk away. you'll feel a lot better, trust me.
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