I have quite the list
But the worst by far would have to be Shannon.
Shannon is by all my knowledge a man .We worked together at burgerking and he had a god complex. Constantly telling everyone that everything they did was wrong because he's been there longer then everyone else. The theory for this was that he'd driven everyone away.
Well one day i saw him doing something the wrong way and shouted really load about how he was "moving the burgers unhygenically" .
After that he saw it his mission to personally slander and haunt my every shift with casual insults and snide comments about my appearance and lack of genatalia ,the latter was treated with the old standard "at least i don't have a girls name".

Well after two months of this he decided to deep fry my hat which got him the sack, he then ventured upstairs and coverd the floor with ketchup and piss.Which got him arrested strangly enough.

The man was a loony and i'm glad he wasn't allowed near the knives.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:37, 4 replies)

'covered the floor with ketchup and piss' makes this for me. :D
Though 'deep fry my hat' had me giggling too.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:44, closed)

" deep fry my hat "
I think I ate there once...
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, closed)

the fact that he deep-fried your hat
makes me want to go for a drink with him, just to see what happens
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 21:36, closed)

"The man was a loony and i'm glad he wasn't allowed near the knives."
Made me chuckle..

*click*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 2 May 2010, 16:38, closed)