
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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There's a family of degenerates in my home town with a similar-sounding surname to mine. I used to often be asked 'Oh, are you related to Mike XXXX then?'
Mike XXXX is a well-known car thief/burglar. I expect people thought I was denying he was my cousin or whatever out of shame!
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)
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