
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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I like your suggestions though, thanks!
It's just another instance of my uncontrollable magnetism I'm afraid. Old people and crazies always think I'm nice so they seek me out. If she wished to adopt me I'm not sure I'd like the consequences
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