
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Personally, I like the sound of Harleys.
But pissing of a 1%er is not something I, personally, would recommend.
( , Sun 2 May 2010, 0:48, 2 replies)

You seem to have an overly-romantic view of these troglodytes. Let me disabuse you of that. "1%ers", as they term themselves, take their name from the fact that 99% of bikers are decent people; by conspicuously identifying with the remaining 1%, they name themselves cunts. To make a badge of honour out of not being a decent person shows the base nature of these brainless, charmless fuckwits.
More amusingly; the membership is almost entirely made of overweight, over-age, balding and toothless failures clad in ill-fitting, smelly leather. It's essentially a peripatetic old-folks home, trundling around on overpriced agricultural equipment.
You wouldn't reccommend pissing them off? No reason why not, besides the interminable whining that might ensue. Don't worry about them. For all their bullshit, my 500-quid beat up old motor will win a batttle of wills with a Hardly-Movingson ten times out of ten.
( , Mon 3 May 2010, 1:41, closed)

They do crazy shit like rant impotently on the internet about someone they worked with who they thought was a cunt but don't mention why this person was a cunt other than the fact that they were a director and therefore more successful than said 1%er.
Just saying.
( , Mon 3 May 2010, 13:07, closed)
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