My arch nemesis,,,,
...was a lad that I first met when I came up to uni, he was less awkward than me, got put in a better flat in University Halls than I did, slept with two girls that I really genuinely liked ruining the thought of them for me. He just always seemed to be doing better than I was and would pop up to unknowingly rub it in my face at the worst possible moment. We lost touch for a year or two when he moved into a better house than me with nicer people...

I say he was my arch nemesis because a few years ago I started gradually getting my own back. I started working for the same Leisure company as him and was soon promoted to his level, which he did not like after being able to make my working life hell for a good few months. Things got better when he got caught giving away stock and I was promoted above him in his place thanks to his misedemeanours.

After eventually gaining his promotion, and being sent on the relevant courses to gain the legal licenses required we were even once more (damn!) and he started gradually doing better than me (double damn!)

He continued to generally piss me off for about a year until last month he got fired for getting drunk and relieving himself in the service yard at work - on CCTV. Most of the staff believe he has resigned and worked a short notice due to family and financial reasons... I know the truth, I also know that he is 26 and back living with his parents with no job!

Muaahahahaahaahaha! Arch Nemesis defeated.

Length: About 6 years, and then probably around 6 inches which got him into trouble!

ps. Click I like this if you think I should tell the staff the real reason he "resigned"
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 3 May 2010, 1:31, 10 replies)

I can understand why you dislike him
but why did he 'ruin' those two girls for you by sleeping with them?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 May 2010, 1:43, closed)

Because now not only have they chosen unwisely....
He's been "there". At least, that's what I'm guessing.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 3 May 2010, 12:42, closed)

He's got a much bigger cock than Mister B

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 3 May 2010, 13:15, closed)

bingo
massive.
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:50, closed)

You should.
You could find the biggest gossip in the office and tell her/him about it... If you could get a hold of that CCTV image, that would be even better...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 3 May 2010, 3:18, closed)

Oh yes
Especially the cctv footage.
(Le Grenouille, Mon 3 May 2010, 3:32, closed)

HaHa.
He is STILL beating you. He got himself sacked!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 3 May 2010, 12:26, closed)

So basically
he had a friendly rivalry going with you, and in response to that you are pleased to see him suffering. Nice.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 3 May 2010, 13:17, closed)

he was a useless cock...
..who never bothered getting his CRB check to apply properly for his Personal Licence which meant that he couldnt legally be left on the premises in charge on his own giving a) me all this shitty shifts, opening and closing and him the middle shifts and b) him on shift with another manager at all times whom he was able to become more friendly with - alienating me.

He was awful at the job and was only promoted on recommendation by an older superior (he was his little bitch boy).
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:55, closed)

Sounds
like he's a lot better at politics than you.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Mon 3 May 2010, 20:54, closed)