Phil H's landlord
Phil H was the first tenant in a duplex. The landlord, with two teenage daughters lived in the other half.

Phil got a thumping big electric bill and after asking and being told it was correct, paid it. He'd never paid one before so didn't know. But when the second one, equally large, came he consulted a final year electrical apprentice friend. "Too high" said the friend and when the landlord took his family to the beach one weekend the friend looked over the circuits. The landlord's hot water system was wired to Phil's meter.

So they spent an hour or two re-wiring it. "Stuff him" said Phil. The landlord said nothing.
(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Mon 3 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)