My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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I know it sounds like a piss takebut this is actually true. StapMyVitals, everybody; a modern Francis Begbie with even less self-awareness.
I am so fucking glad he doesn't know my real name, or where I live any more.
Fuck you, 'Stap'. You are a violent bully and one day you will get what's coming to you.
(, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:28, 1 reply)
I was definitelychanneling Begbie here. The single line that I keep remembering is "Ah booted her in the fanny" when he was detailing roughing up his pregnant girlfriend.
I keep finding it funny when I absolutely shouldn't.
(, Tue 4 May 2010, 18:05, closed)
It's not 'booted her' it's 'booted it'.Which is so much nicer.
Now get the fuck away from me. I'm genuinely afraid of you.
(, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:46, closed)
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