
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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I'm being deprived of sleep by a pair of pigeons who are cooing at me maliciously through the chimney breast.
I'm going to smoke the bastards out by lighting the big range downstairs.
( , Wed 5 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)
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