My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Water PistolsA couple of years back I had some unwelcome seagulls nested on my house. Much squawking on their part ensued, much swearing on mine. Some others tried it the following year, but I had a plan.
Every time one of them landed while I was in the garden, out with the water pistol and give them a squirt. It isn't going to harm them but they quickly learn not to land on your roof or build nests.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:34,
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