My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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I drink too much and smoke, eat a lot of shit and do no exercise.However, I am now on day four of neither drinking or smoking, am walking 2.3 miles a day and drinking at least 1.5 litres of water.
I imagine that by 9pm tonight I'll be pissed out of my face and smoking like a chimney, which will continue through the weekend, and then I'll start again on Monday.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:35,
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