My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Nigel FarageNot a personal nemesis per se but certainly someone whose views and general demeanour have much the same effect on me as the norovirus. For the uninitiated: Nigel = former head of UKIP and diverter of vital votes - a crazed narcissist with a face you'd love to punch all day then slam neck-deep up goatse.
Mr Farage badly needs to crash his helicopter on election day and die. Oh, wait, hang on - he just did! Actually his injuries are described as non-life-threatening but I'm sure somebody here at b3ta knows a nurse who will take 'special' care of him at Horton General...
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)
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