How nerdy are you?
This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
( , Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
( , Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
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An innocent (but incredibly nerdy) 12 year old
An innocent (but incredibly nerdy 12 year old) walks into a computer game shop. Straight to the ZX Spectrum section. He picks a game up from the shelf. A new one.. Strip Poker its called... As he turns the box over to look at the screenshots. He gasps in amazement. Eyes grow bold, head back.. WOOOOOOAAAH!
But this 12 year old was more amazed at the outstanding quality of the graphics for a spectrum. Totally not realising that he was looking at pictures of girls naked boobies. After the shop manager and the rest of the shop stop laughing.. The innocent (but incredibly nerdy) 12 year old was thrown out.
*takes a bow* Yes I did that..
( , Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:40, Reply)
An innocent (but incredibly nerdy 12 year old) walks into a computer game shop. Straight to the ZX Spectrum section. He picks a game up from the shelf. A new one.. Strip Poker its called... As he turns the box over to look at the screenshots. He gasps in amazement. Eyes grow bold, head back.. WOOOOOOAAAH!
But this 12 year old was more amazed at the outstanding quality of the graphics for a spectrum. Totally not realising that he was looking at pictures of girls naked boobies. After the shop manager and the rest of the shop stop laughing.. The innocent (but incredibly nerdy) 12 year old was thrown out.
*takes a bow* Yes I did that..
( , Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:40, Reply)
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