I am a breakout nerd
A breakout nerd is a nerd who uses said nerdiness to score popularity points, resulting in friends that you can talk to even if your internet goes down.

I am invited to pretty much every quiz that exists in the local town, and the paper is simply passed to me if a round comes up on films, or books.



I knew that I truly loved my girlfriend when I made a joke about Metachlorians and she completely understood it, and I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her when she did a spot-on impression of R2-D2.

I totally get the chaos theory idea that the gunner on the Death Star that DOESN'T shoot the pod the bots are in is the sole reason the 3 films exist.

The joke 'With binary, there are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand it, and those who don't' makes me laugh, a lot, every time....after I explain it.

Most of my jokes need a lenghtly explanation for anyone who didnt watch a cult show, 4 episodes long, aired in another country, at 2am, on a small TV channel.

MST3K is the best thing in the world.

I have a Dalek suit designed for a 9yr old that i squeeze into for every fancy dress party I go to.

I spend more money on DVDs than I do on everything else combined.

I BURN OUR my DVD players after about 6 months, and HAVE to buy multi-region ones, coz most of my favourite films and shows have never graced these Isles.

The Commodore 64 is God.

When I die, I want to go out on rollers, to the wail of bagpipes.



Also, if i remember rightly, in Manic Miner, Moonlight Sonata plays at the intro screen. If anyone wants to code it, the code, off the top of my head is DEFB &51,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&33
DEFB &51,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&33
DEFB &4C,&3C,&33,&4C,&3C,&33,&4C,&39,&2D,&4C,&39,&2D
DEFB &51,&40,&2D,&51,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&36,&5B,&40,&36
DEFB &66,&51,&3C,&51,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&33,&28,&3C,&28
DEFB &28,&36,&2D,&51,&36,&2D,&51,&36,&2D,&28,&36,&28
DEFB &28,&3C,&33,&51,&3C,&33,&26,&3C,&2D,&4C,&3C,&2D
DEFB &28,&40,&33,&51,&40,&33,&2D,&40,&36,&20,&40,&36
DEFB &3D,&79,&3D,&FF
Every game I ever made had Moonlight Sonata in it somewhere, lol
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:17, 6 replies)

Metachlorians?
Oh god. I noticed that you spelled midichlorians incorrectly. This makes me sad for myself.
(Tomble Underground, overground, Tombling free., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:24, closed)

Midichlorians
I thought I had spelt it right the way you did, but on Google, it was spelt meta, so I changed it
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:27, closed)

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You squeeze into a 9 year old at every fancy dress party you go to?
That's out of order.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, closed)

ha ha
Guessed i was asking for that
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, closed)

Death star gunner?
I don't even remember an opportunity for a Death Star gunner to shoot a pod with bots in.
(Rastus P Watermelon, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:14, closed)

me neither
i do remember a Star Destroyer gunner who could have shot an escape pod, but not a death star gunner... ;)
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:40, closed)