How nerdy are you?This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
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Star Wars Episode 7 - Man Love (3)There was a liquid pop as Darth Invader removed a gloved finger from Streetwalker's knot. Behind that shiny black gimp mask, there was no telling what emotions he was feeling, but the lights on his chest panel were flashing "69".
"Luke - there's something I must tell you," he breathed heavily.
"You're asthmatic?" said Luke, putting back on his Jedi y-fronts."
"No. I am your father."
"But that's... incest! Gross!"
"No, Luke. Gross is what I experienced in Jabba's Sky Palace."
[Wavy lines and fade to flashback]
A heaving mound of phlegm with eyes (Jabba the Puff) is jiggling and joggling around with a drooling smile upon his face. After a few moments, his eyes roll back and the sound of a rippling wet fart echoes through the Sky Palace.
Darth Invader emerges from under the mass of green flesh and wipes his mouth with his sleeve. "NOW will you let our ships patrol your territories, Jabba?" he says.
"No. There is one more thing I need," says the Puff. And at that moment the miniature and wizened Jedi master Yoga hovers into the room wearing a latex pleasure suit and a whirring strap-on.
"Not normal this is," he says as Darth Invader manoeuvres a trolley jack under one immense green buttock.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:36, 3 replies)
Frankspencer OBEYou should get a knighthood for your services to Geekporn, or for that matter, any porn.
It is because of you that I can use the phrase "Brown Knot" to describe the bunghole.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, closed)
FS the pron fuhrerHaving been a long standing fan for Frankspencer's posts, I can safely point out that his early stuff was written in the style of early 80s pron literature of the sort found in a very narrow range of top shelf publications.
I have my older brother to thank for leaving his around so I could find them at an impressionable age. The distinct writing style has stayed with me ever since.
However, FS is no one trick pony, his writing is versatile enough to lend itself to many different genres.
Bonus click for "Darth Invader".
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:21, closed)
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