Never Meet Your Heroes
They're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
( , Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
They're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
( , Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
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He regularly shops at the Waitrose my mum works at (Cambridge). He is always a completely grumpy, complaining cunt. All the lady cashiers there hate him. They blank him when he comes through the tills. And he’s smelly and dirty most of the time.
And I served Ester Ranson a couple of weeks ago in the petrol station I work at. She looked at me with the.. "yes hello. I know you know who I am" nod. I didn't like that much. Then she asked if we had green or dark chocolate (green?). I pointed in the direction of the chocolate shelves. "I don't know. It will be around there somewhere.” She also had some freaky dentures. Her daughter (also chauffer) was nice enough though.
Also served Rick Wakeman. He was ok. I had a queue to get through and he didn't mess about. That puts him in my 'not tosser yet’ column.
( , Fri 26 May 2006, 2:03, Reply)
He regularly shops at the Waitrose my mum works at (Cambridge). He is always a completely grumpy, complaining cunt. All the lady cashiers there hate him. They blank him when he comes through the tills. And he’s smelly and dirty most of the time.
And I served Ester Ranson a couple of weeks ago in the petrol station I work at. She looked at me with the.. "yes hello. I know you know who I am" nod. I didn't like that much. Then she asked if we had green or dark chocolate (green?). I pointed in the direction of the chocolate shelves. "I don't know. It will be around there somewhere.” She also had some freaky dentures. Her daughter (also chauffer) was nice enough though.
Also served Rick Wakeman. He was ok. I had a queue to get through and he didn't mess about. That puts him in my 'not tosser yet’ column.
( , Fri 26 May 2006, 2:03, Reply)
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