Whilst working as a motorcycle courier in that London.........
I one called Vinnie Jones a 'cunt' to his face after he pulled out in front of me in his bloody great mum-truck 4x4 in Hampstead.

I got told to 'fuck off' by Honor Blackman after the stupid bitch ran across Great Marlborough Street in front of me and I nearly hit her.

Whilst filtering through traffic on Victoria Street I nearly hit Nigella Lawson who crossed without looking - she jumped and dropped her shopping - the oranges rolled out of her bag into the path of moving cars.

I ran over the foot of that bloke who played 'Recall' in London's Burning on the North Circular.

Pint sized pop twat Brian Harvey opened the door of his drop-top BMW car thing in Stratford as I was passing......my big fat BMW bike trashed the door. I called him a cunt and rode away.

I saw Jonathon Ross on Oxford Street doing Xmas shopping with his kids. He said hello. Nice bloke.

Met PJ Harvey at Island Records HQ - she needs to eat more. Nice woman though.

Had a brief chat with Suggs in Soho Square.

I've seen loads of people that i've thought 'aint they off the telly?', but I don't know their name.
(badseeds, Fri 26 May 2006, 3:57, Reply)