A Winters Tale
While on holiday in Florida some years ago a friend of mine was in a hotel lift with 2 obviously gay guys ( He said they were almost "on the job",the way they were fooling around with each other!) He said he looked at one of them and thought "Hmm I know you from somewhere" Then he nervously took a packet of cigarettes out of his pocket. As he did so, the guy he thought he recognised said "Ooh an English cigarette, may I beg one?" Then the penny dropped....It was Mike Winters (Some of you might remember Mike and Bernie Winters, the second rate double act, a sort of crap version Morecambe and Wise ) As he proffered the Z rate celeb. a cigarette Mike said "Would you like some tickets for my show tonight?" To which my mate replied "Why, who the fucking hell are you?" YES!
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 26 May 2006, 6:45, Reply)