Good long ball...
I live in Madrid and went with a friend to see a testimonial match at the Bernebau stadium. Real Madrid playing no-hope-united. Anyway all the Real stars were on for the first half/quarter/just long enough to show their faces and not get their metatarsels broken: Zidane, Raul, Beckham etc etc.
We stayed to see the second half ("Real Madrid seconds still thrashing no-hope-united") then left just befor the final whistle.
Just outside the stadium there's a Burger King and we walked down to it.. or would have done if about a milion pubic-hair free japanese ladies (as in: girls) hadn't ran past us into the road.
I walked on minding my own business... or would have done is I hadn't had to fall back due to a dark looking Audi screaching to a stop beside me. I did the English thing and said "look where you're going you blind cunt!". The response was a sneer, a V sign and a sharp pull away... followed by the pubic-hair-free mob. This perplexed me.
I dusted myself down and walked on.
My mate came up (he was sensible and waited for the masses to pass), grinning like an idiot (not too hard for him truth be said). I mumbled about audi owning cunts etc etc.
He looked horrified...
"Did you see who was driving that?"
"No and I don't fucking care the wanker didn't stop!"
"That was Beckham..."
He's the England captain, he's a decent chance of holding the world cup this year and he's a top bloke.. but for that few seconds.... he was the cunt of the world.
(DustyD, Wed 31 May 2006, 20:32, Reply)