Aaah .. almost forgot
Ronnie Size - an absolute cunt.

I was in a club with a musician friend, and over walks Ronnie Size. It turns out my friend knows him quite well, and introduces me. Then, said friend says I won't be a minute, and goes off for a piss, leaving me and Mr Size standing there next to the bar.

I thought I may as well make some polite conversation. What followed is probably the rudest, most twatty exchange I have ever had in my entire life.

Me - 'So, how long have you known xxx?'
Size - '...' (blatantly ingnores me, tuts, and looks at the floor)

At this point, I though he might have a hearing problem. Cue 5 more polite conversation starters, with RS completely ignoring each one in turn, oozing nasty attitude, and staring at the floor, occasionally shaking his head and smiling in a 'you are not worthy', pitiful manner. Eventually, I just came out and asked him if I'd done something to offend him, at which point he .... tutted and stared at the floor some more. I was gobsmacked.

My friend came back, finished off the conversation, and RS went off somewhere. I told my friend what happened. He said ' Sorry about that. He is actually widely known as a complete cunt, and I only talk to him in case he has any work going.'

Fucking twat.
(8-Ball, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:47, Reply)