The story
isn't having a go at KMWIP. It's a joke based on his story and the outrageous histrionics that went along with it.

I gazzed him about it as soon as I posted this hence his speedy reply.

B3ta isn't meant to be taken seriously, I think people are forgetting that, most posts should be read with your tongue firmly in your cheek. Especially ones which reference earlier posts which provoke criticism. And even more especially when the person writing them is more commonly known for bad puns and maddie jokes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:26, 2 replies)

Ah
I didn't realise it was KMWIP's story.

In which case, I withdraw my ill thought out objection.

Incidentally, I've found out falling off the high horse does kind of hurt. How ironic.
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:31, closed)

Fuck me
I think we should all read the sick book of jokes twice to remind ourselves why we are here

Whats the connection between maddie McCann and a submarine...etc, etc, etc
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:45, closed)

They both
have the capability to destroy a city anywhere on the planet in under 30 minutes?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:00, closed)

haha!
That's something similar to what I was going to say...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:32, closed)

so whats the answer? i havent heard that one
whats pink, white and covered in cobwebs?



Maddie mccann's bicycle :)
(meh! bored since, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:00, closed)

Well
Whats the connection between maddie and a submarine??

They are both six feet under and filled with semen (seamen geddit)
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:07, closed)