Being silly with food
I once went into a club with my mate and a packet of cashews in my pocket, and spent a chunk of the evening handing them out to dancers, saying I worked for the Nut Marketing Board and this was a free sample of "the nut of the future".

Another time we filled our shirt pockets with bran flakes, and at a predetermined moment we ate the bran. A bouncer saw us and demanded we told him what we were eating. "It's bran," we replied, "it keeps us regular." He looked at us strangely, and surprisingly didn't throw us out.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:14, 5 replies)

You made me giggle.
God I hope this is true.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:10, closed)

It's absolutely true
Happened in the classy "42nd Street" in Manchester, back in about 1998.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:30, closed)

Oh, I'm detecting nuttiness allright.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:53, closed)

Bonkers!

What card you are!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:57, closed)

Jeez...
...talk about a nut job.
(FleetlordVT, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 12:23, closed)