I have...
frigid.

Edit: that or lezzers.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:21, 1 reply)

I have
The girls were too sober. And the guys too retarded.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 1:47, closed)

Last night
I attempted to put myself into the mindset of those men by drinking Mickey Peverall bottles of beer. Those words came not from me but to me, I have seen the light, Hallelujah.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 8:49, closed)