Best night ever.
At the tender age of 16, four little piggies drank a bottle of absinthe, acquired on a skiing holiday.

One little piggy just didn't make it.

This little piggy was thrown out for being sick on my shoes. And somebody elses.

One was little piggy got thrown out for revealing himself in the ladies'.

The last little piggy was ejected for dropping his pants and trying to shit on the dance floor. To impress the ladies....

God Bless Birmingham clubs....
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:38, 3 replies)

Shitting
on the dancefloor?! holy shit! (excuse the punnage :P)
(Lord Chode, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:36, closed)

sounds like
snobs?
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:18, closed)

I like it,
I like it a lot.
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 0:47, closed)