Aww
It's a pity I'm

a)very new to b3ta
b)completely unknown by any and all of the b3tans
c)skint
d)not altogether very funny
e)especially unknown by the newlywed b3tans
f)liable to make an arse of myself whilst drunk

because, y'know, I'm in Edinburgh.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:30, 2 replies)

Then you're a damn fool for not turning up.
We even tolerate not very funny people if they are attractive or have some other skills like bending their legs behind their head.


I don't know what club it was but it was full of kids : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57, closed)

Similar for me...
Even so, I'd still have gone if the bash hadn't been planned for the three weeks in a five month period when I wasn't in Edinburgh.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:01, closed)