
Thinly-disguised entrances to Hell where bad things happen. Tell us your dancefloor disasters.
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35)
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3 months in South East Asia, travelling on my own had of course provided me with a whole book on clubbing stories which usually involve lots of alcohol, lots of suitably stupid actions and a few cloudy memories...
None of which I will re-tell here because a) the details are too vague and b) they have been told in some form or another so much better on here already.
I was sitting here reading and thinking that really good/terrible ever happened to me in a nightclub but then I remembered one little fact.
I had been in Australia all of 12 hours since flying in from Bali and through a series of events I was sitting opposite the woman who I would be spending the rest of my life with.
I must point out that this wasn't blatantly obvious at the time, particularly since the words that had just left her mouth wasn't exactly the phrase I was longing to hear.
"My mate's going to take your brother home with her, but I'm not interested in you".
That was 10 years ago, we're married and having a fine old time....not interested my arse.
( , Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:01, 1 reply)

You should come to the Melbourne Bash! It's be awesome - Me and Legless and Zutroy are already going. Come on - it'll be fun!
( , Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:37, closed)
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