Just this Saturday
There was this bash, see, and a jolly splendid time was had by all. There were drinks and party games and cigarettes to be had by all, but all too quickly the evening ended.

"Let's go to a club" said one especially bright b3tan, "where we can continue this evening until at least 3 in the morning, quaffing much fine ale and standing outside smoking whilst the bouncers glare menacingly at us".

And so it was, much of the contingent moved on to The Hive (other nightclubs are available, terms and conditions apply), where we had our hands stamped with the word 'bastard' (a nice touch, and one which utterly failed to rub off in the morning). We found a room playing some splendid tunes, and the alcohol continued to flow. The condensation on the walls offered much opportunity for CDCs. The bouncers continued to glare.

And then the Grammar Badger approached me, having returned from the great outdoors where she had been partaking in cigarettes with Tourette's.

"Your missus has just nearly killed me", she said, ashen faced.

I looked at her, grave concern spreading over my face, and replied, "She's just farted, hasn't she"? And indeed she had.

That's ma girl!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:19, 4 replies)

Congratulations!!!!!
I saw some of the photos Cath sent me - we would have loved to have been there . . . alas these exams have put my life on hold somewhat.
Nonetheless - hugs and a (virtual)toast to the bride and groom !!!!
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:58, closed)

Thanks honey!
*returns big slobbery hugs to you and Legless*

How are the exams going?

xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:00, closed)

congratulations on the flatulations

(and of course the on nuptials too)

i simply MUST see this famous coat

worn on the wedding day by you

(sorry)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:26, closed)

Hooray!
Well done to you both.

*hugs*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:52, closed)