Far too many to fit in one story
but I used to work in an optician's when I was 19.
This gave me access to a lot of Fleuroscene strips, which are used to highlight eye problems when exposed to UV light.
They also have the interesting side effect of dyeing contact lenses, so that they glow in, say, a nightclub. I stole about a years' worth of the things.
For that year, I went around every Swansea meat market scaring the living shit out of people, who all thought I'd been lurking around Chernobyl.
Fun, if you like that sort of thing.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:46, 4 replies)

Great idea, I have always wanted
mirrored contact lenses (like the mirrored sunglasses you used to see all the time).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, closed)

And....
There you go

Although I'm not sure I would risk the infections again.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:42, closed)

I like
this link:

74.125.47.132/search?btnG=1&q=cache%3ALWFZEBfoOFEJ%3Almgtfy.com%2F+lmgtfy
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:19, closed)

I always wondered
How the fuck did people do that? T'was great at the 'aul raves when I was a lad.
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:37, closed)