Prague
It was more a bar than a nightclub, but worth sharing anyway.
Whilst in Prague with my brother, we were walking from the Old Square bit towards Wenceslas bit, and my brother was a little bit in need of a trip to the toilet. So, we nipped into a bar on this side street. It was a Mexican bar. So, warning signs to be noted - off the main tourist drag, Mexican bar, Prague. So anyway, we get ripped off for a beer each, which turned out to be in a bloody can, and my brother goes through to the toilet. It's locked, so he comes back and sits down. Waits a bit, and still no sign of someone leaving the dunny, so he asks the barwoman about it, and she just says, 'Un momento', which really adds to the surreal element.
A bit more time passes, still no sign of someone leaving, yet another 'un momento' given.

Finally! Door opens, and out walks - hold on, that's both a woman and a man leaving the loo. Hmmmmm.

Brother merrily skips off to go empty his bladder and I wait (noticing that the man has gone to the bar, and the woman went outside to join some other women that had started to congregate outside). Hmmmm, right, this is getting a bit more dodgy.

Brother returns, looking a bit less stressed as he's emptied his bladder, and warns me that if I need a pee, not to use the left trap. So I think a bit on that, wondering why the door was locked if there were further traps inside. Then I ask him why not the left trap. The answer? Because there's a floater and a condom in the bowl. Yes, a turd and condom cohabiting the small enclosed water-filled space. Poor brother - that sight must have burned on to his retina.

Then I notice some movement out the window - 'brother, one of those suspicious ladies is beckoning to me...no, no, one of those ladies is just coming in the bar'.

So, after assuring the lady we didn't want any business, particularly not a 3some as we were brothers, we got out the worst mexican bar I've ever seen.

Fortunately, it wasn't that nightclub in dusk till dawn.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, 2 replies)

"One word"
Prague

"Two words"

Piss Up

"One word"

Tits
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:47, closed)

And I'm moving back
There in the summer... It ain't possible to work there and take it seriously, I tells ye!
(Mr. Cunt put the indy in kindy., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:47, closed)