*boke*
milk + lemonade = curdled nastiness.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:00, 1 reply)

I always thought you're meant to use Bailey's for that

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:32, closed)

i think it was bailey's
in a shot of something-or-other on holiday that curdled, leading to the drink's delightful title of "monkey brain".
never again.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:37, closed)

I had a footballer mate
who, when he wasn't attempting to make Burnley look something better that piss-poor, was partial to a Baileys and tomato juice. It was fucking disgusting.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:35, closed)

I believe the combination for ultimate bokage you're looking for is..
Baileys and Lime.

Enjoy!

The monkey brain thing, is usually schnapps (if you're abroad) with Baileys floated on the top, to which the barman/woman drops a bit of Grenadine in - this sinks through the baileys, and levitates in the schnapps, but has the characteristic semi-transparent film of Baileys around it, and as it curdles, it takes it's trademark appearance.

There are variations of this, where blackcurrant is added to the grenadine, giving it a very dark appearance, and called a brain tumour, kidney stone, etc.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:27, closed)

i won't be drinking it again
but the one called adios motherfucker was quite nice
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 17:35, closed)