Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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I drank MASSIVE BOOZE and smoked MASSIVE DRUGS,and at the end of the night, clearly under the influence, I crashed my Honda Accord killing the two supermodels who were giving me head at the time.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:25,
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Did you die?(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:46,
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Wow.I hope there is lots more like this all week.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 23:21,
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Needless to say, you had the last laugh(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:08, closed)
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