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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Went to a party, I danced all night
I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight.

But now I am jaded, you're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs too drunk to fuck.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:09, 7 replies)
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck

*sings along*
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:04, closed)
Ok you've gone one notch up from wanker by quoting the Dead Kennedys.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:19, closed)
I totally need this vindication.
What's the notch above 'wanker'? Arsehole?
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:05, closed)
No it's ex-boyfriend.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:01, closed)
Would a blowjob help?

(, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 3:04, closed)
Best punk band IMHO
jello biafra's new outfit jello biafra and the guantanamo school of medicine is 10 kinds of awsome check them out
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:40, closed)
It's a victory worth sharing
We should celebrate I think
With the bloodiest of Marys
But I'm too fucked to drink
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 21:13, closed)

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