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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Some time in the early 1990s my housemate got a lovely new pair of adidas for his birthday.
A few days later on a pale and sparkly morning he suddenly stands up and announces that he's going for a run in his new adidas. Mumbles of acknowledgement as he wanders into his room. Bit odd. He's not much of a sportsman and he's as spangled as the rest of us.

A few minutes later we watch as he wanders back out of his room and out the front door in his lovely new adidas sneakers. Nothing else, mind. Just his lovely new adidas sneakers.

It's forty five whole minutes before a pair of charming police officers knock on the door and ask if he belongs to us.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:29, 3 replies)
Lies, all shit lies
bog off you dull needy spastic, else Shambo is going to get on your case, there'll be moronic whiteknights and it'll all take a turn for the SHIT.

Oh. Um, well this is embarrassing
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:07, closed)
How dare you
attack an innocent member of /qotw for posting a simple and amusing story. People like you really need to get a life!

Oh, wait... Maybe I do too...
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:56, closed)
I like the story....
but nights out gone wrong? Eh?
(, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:43, closed)

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