Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Mr Love PantsIt wasn't the fact that I thought it would be a good idea to wear skin tight velvet-effect trousers.
It was the fact that on the tube into town I tried to impress the new lady in my life by saying I could get my leg over my head, ripping said trousers in the process, and having to spend the rest of the evening sitting down while everyone else danced their socks off.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:50,
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:03,
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nowt wrong with velvet trousersi'm wearing some right now.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:12,
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But are you putting your leg behind your head?If you are then I'm impressed you are able to type!
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:08,
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nobut i can.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:09,
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