Think of the children
in my first month of teaching i went out with all the other young teachers in my school, they were already quite close and i appreciated them inviting me out.

me and the deputy head of chemistry jumped on a moving street sweeper lorry, then were dragged off by the police. i vomited in a taxi on the way home. i woke up in bed with the head of girls pe, a massive lembot.

in three years of teaching at that school they never asked me out again.
(Parmenu, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:45, 6 replies)

I'm confused.
Exactly why didn't they ask you out with them?
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)

Lembot (or Lembit?) or not, we need to know:
Did you shag her?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:40, closed)

Let's not get off t'Opik.

( .Yeti., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:49, closed)

Hehe, "Cheeky".

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 17:55, closed)

Given
your grammar and sentence skills, I'm surprised you lasted 3 years.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:09, closed)