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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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A night of bad decisons
A week ago last Friday, friend and bellow b3tan Ghost Giraffe and I decided to get drunk as all assinments had been handed in. What followed was one of the most gross things I've ever done.
Started drinking at mine, forgot to have dinner (bad desicion number 1). Met up with some friends birthdays in the SU, and decidinig a few more ciders were in order. Having met said friends, and deciding that it was too boring for us, we headed off to the local rock joint for a bit of crazy metal antics. On the way, one of us came up with te great idea that it would be great to run there (bad decision number 2). After nearly having several heart attacks (Plymouth Union Street is deceptivly long), we arrived, got more drunk and I skanked off the stage ripping my jeans :(.
On our way back, we espied a bottle on the high street. Being drunk and inquisitive, we staggered over and discovered that it was a bottle of breast milk. So begins bad decision number 3. GG dared me to drink some, and I said I would on the condition he did.
I have never tasted anything as foul before or since. We had no idea how long it had been there or who it even belonged to. Both of us ended up despereatly trying to expel the contents of our stomachs to try and get rid of that vile taste.
Don't drink boob milk kids. Just don't.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:42, 3 replies)
1) Was it labelled as breast milk? If it was a baby bottle, could it not have been formula milk? Or perhaps a bunch of students from the rugby club unloaded their manmilk in there as part of an amusing and entirely heterosexual bonding exercise?

2) Just 'cause something tastes nasty when it's been kicking around on the ground for a couple of weeks, doesn't mean it tastes nasty straight from the source (or so I imagine - it's been around thirty years since I tried it myself).

3) I don't think dinner and a jog had any influence on your vomiting. I think the bottle of curdled formula/breast/man milk would have done this for you straight off, even without the student union cider.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:52, closed)
re: 2)
Yep, quite nice when fresh. A bit sweet for my taste, perhaps. I wouldn't put it in my tea, but I can see that the ice-cream that's been in the news recently could be tasty.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:18, closed)
Well, if I ever have children, I'll check out the wife's product
and we can compare notes.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:39, closed)

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