I got so pissed I fell asleep on the toilette.
I woke after god knows how long with numb legs and dribble down my shirt. Slipped out of my shoes to creep into the bedroom so as not to disturb The Lovely Mrs Ring Of Fire...and found myself standing in the public bar of my local with a shoe in each hand.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:35, 8 replies)

Focking fabliarse!
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( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:30, closed)

Prizewinning :D

( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:52, closed)

Can't fault that at all. Top!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:47, closed)

I'm just glad..
... you didn't decide to undress to avoid making a disturbance in the bedroom!

*click*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:16, closed)

It was only pure luck that the story wasn't 'holding my shoes and clothes...'
Still, dazed and confused with a shoe in each hand did cause a fair amount of laughter and comment.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 0:26, closed)

this I like
I really really do
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:34, closed)

I like this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:43, closed)

Click!
Quality!
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:40, closed)