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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Fireworks of the wrong kind
Went out to a much anticipated bash for a workmates hubbies 40th.
Held out on a local farm estate , we were asked to bring sleeping bags if we wanted to party late and then crash out in the barn or one of the 4 yurts they had hired.
There was to be outside catering, A DJ , adult sized bouncy castle, fireworks and as much free booze as you could handle.
Unfortunately the fireworks started early after workmate found her hubby in a clinch with one of her neighbours, and it transpired that they had been having an affair for quite some time.
Discretion being the better part of valour, myself and 90% of the other guests decide it would be prudent to leave as watching a marriage in meltdown wasn't exactly party material.
So at just after 11pm a continious stream of taxis arrive to ferry people away from the unfolding disaster.
Instead of the party of the year, myself and many others found oursevles at home before midnight and I probably wasnt the only one logging onto the internet instead of partying till the early hours as expected..
I think you can count that as a night out gone wrong
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 1:12, 5 replies)
Oooooooooooooooo great stuff
Though you should have stuck around and commentated in a wrestling/boxing type manner, for comedy effect.
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:08, closed)
nooooooooooo
Was too cringeworthy
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:39, closed)
oooooh bouncy castle
what a waste
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:18, closed)
Bouncy Castle FTW!
I had an adult sized bouncy castle at my wedding. Fabulous fun.
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:20, closed)
Not exactly
It did get some fair use before mass abandomnent, althouth I do pity the folk that went on after the group bouncing with the plates of cake and neon cololured cocktails had fallen off.
I was rather boring only had a handful of helium ballons
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:46, closed)

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