Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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I'm not sure how I would draw any conclusions about your hair from that story.But people who turn into feeble tools after a fizzy rum cocktail certainly sound like lightweights.
Do you have bad hair? I can make disparaging remarks about your hair if you like? Does it turn into a dick when it sniffs an empty barrel?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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I'm Just making the point that, if you haven't gone drinking with me you wouldn't know if I was a lightweight or not, just the same as you haven't seen my hair you wouldn't know if it's bad or not. I didn't think i'd have to explain that to such an internet tour de force.
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Quite so. Quite so.I just leapt to that entirely unreasonable conclusion on the basis that your original story tells of how you sipped a fizzy rum cocktail and turned into a cliché brit abroad dickwash. My apologies.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:08,
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Dr Shambolic 1Mr aRROW 0
chortle
XD
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Pfft Grow up mate.
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Easy now.He's not the one who supped a tourist cocktail and turned into a dick.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:24,
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Yeah I wish I had 'sipped' a fizzy rum cocktail but I downed a bucket of the shit....You really must pay more attention Shambo. It makes your conclusions flawed. Acting like a dick abroad, yeah, i'll take the hit on that one. I think the problem really occurs when you think your out of character actions were perfectly acceptable.
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Everybody downs those buckets. They're the standard cocktail doled out to every burnt-faced forrin who swaggers into a thai beach bar. The difference is that most burnt-faced forrins aren't complete lightweights.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:26,
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Either youhaven't been to this location or you're talking out of your arse, nobody stumbles into these bars and orders the buckets to themselves. In fact in the whole 6 months I was there I didn't see anyone downing one to themselves. But I realise your talking out of your arse for comic effect, so as you were.
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Good oneBut the fact still remains.
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Try one first and then have an opinion.
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Too repetitiveD+ must try harder.
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Ummm ... you asked for my opinion.My opinion hasn't changed. The more often you ask for it, the more often it will be repeated.
My opinion is that you are a lightweight.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:17,
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haha Now this is funny, since when did anyone on here ever ask for your opinion? You're welcome to give it but I didn't ask you for one. You're calling me a lightweight (fair enough), i'm calling bullshit..End of.
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"Try one first
and then have an opinion."
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22,
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I bet you nursed it like a girlBut regardless of whether or not Sang Som (which does produce a "speedy" drunk) or the Thai Red Bull contains amphetamines, the fact remains the Thai Bucket is so goddamn potent it is guaranteed to get you riled-up retarded. With two bottles of Red Bull, a bottle of Coca-Cola and a small bottle of Sang Som, topped with ice and a few straws, it is enough for a few people to share or for one bold bastard to get unmercifully blasted.
If i'm a bold bastard what does that make you?*
*Assuming you are telling the truth about trying one.
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I prefer Bold bastard personally.
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