Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Speed: the Special Brew of the drugs worldNasty, dirty stuff.
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Poor man's cokeOr, as I used to profess, coke is a rich man's speed.
Either way, anyone taking either instantly becomes a complete arsehole.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:33,
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It's not always bad.I still maintain a quick smoke of yabaa or ice with a girl is the best sex you will ever have.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:55,
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Actually having sex would be better, surely?Have girls been lying to you all this time?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 19:49,
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There is a trick to avoid this pitfall.Start off as a complete arsehole.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:59,
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Hey Shambo, you should post us all a script ;)"How to avoid being a drug fueled arsehole in 7 easy steps"
Or summink like dat...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 23:49,
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The flame will never go out.
*raises fist*
*sweats horribly*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:58,
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Speed is nasty stuff but good for getting the house clean.And dancing like a loon for four hours.
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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 20:07,
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I once re-painted (internally) a house using the power of Billy-whizzSORTED ;) !
FTR a pal's ex-council gaff, not too tidy to begin with!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 23:57,
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