Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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it's the talking about football that I really hateI concluded recently that I find it more boring than cricket.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:03,
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At least footballdoesn't have some bizarre convoluted scoring system.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:36,
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Football matches usually go like this.Boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, shoot, miss.
Boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, shoot, miss.
Boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, shoot, miss.
For 90 minutes. At least in rugby there's some excitement and variation.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 20:29,
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