
In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
( , Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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You woke up in a train, had a piss and walked to a lake?
( , Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:08, 2 replies)


( , Wed 30 Mar 2011, 23:39, closed)

A dramatic change of style, well done.
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 1:49, closed)

From someone uttering Bundyesque stumps at best?
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:24, closed)

The point of the story is that it was a dead nice lake. Or something.
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 1:01, closed)

Dat feel when you come to Old Blighty, straight from the working class dregs of europe, and expect everyone to read the classics, and use at least as much of their own language as the mafia bosses and junkies in their movies..

..and have the best grade in spelling in the entry exam, are the only one who reads anyshit but NUTS and pop lyrics, and miserably fail to make myself understood using the very style of writing that had taught me the lot first.
Thus i rest my case, young man. Ain't easy out there for a forinner.
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:43, closed)
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