Does anybody remember
hearing about that bloke, Ron Green? He was one of the producers of The Goon Show. He went missing and was found, well his remains were found 3 weeks later in a pond and had been partly devoured by the resident amphibians. I remember the headline in the press clearly,

"Newts Eat Goon Ron"

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week. Be sure to tip the waiters. Try the veal
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:08, 8 replies)

I read that in a Geordie accent.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:15, closed)

You're Cheryl Cole
AICMFP
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:24, closed)

* looks in mirror. Wanks furiously.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:25, closed)

*films*
Prophet!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:30, closed)

Why aye man pet
when the boat comes in, fog on the Tyne bonny lad etc etc.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:36, closed)

Oi
You aren't allowed to film the prophet. You'll get bombed.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:51, closed)

I thought getting bombed was what this QOTW was all about.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:04, closed)

I thought it was
getting bummed.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, closed)