just the other day
walking over the hill to my mum's house, listening to my mp3 and really not paying attention to anythig around me.
managed to trip myself up with my own umbrella(big golf umbrella) and end up sprawling on the floor, my nose an inch away from a MASSIVE dog turd :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 16:49, 9 replies)

Still, better to be an inch away from the turd
than an inch in!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:38, closed)

very true

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:40, closed)

is distance from a turd always in imperial measurements?

(waxdart hello., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:42, closed)

we don't do metric in THIS house, boyo

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:46, closed)

If you're lucky.
Don't forget an inch is bigger than a centimetre.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 18:17, closed)

Just to go completely off topic...
Don't tyre measurements combine metric and imperial measurements?
( snee held his breath since, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:37, closed)

Yes, it's width in millimeteres, then ratio of sidewall depth to width, then diameter of wheel in inches.
(jono_h, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 6:04, closed)

Are you sure
it was from a dog?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 20:05, closed)

it was like a brown mr. whippy
so yes, pretty sure.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 20:08, closed)