I'm glad nobody saw meHave you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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Today I was speaking at a conference...I was sorting out my notes at the back of the busy room and as I pulled my laptop out of my bag a handful of condoms fell out! Sealed and everything, don't worry, it's a long time since I used that particular bag but I don't know where I was going that day and why I thought I was gonna get lucky but I clearly didn't.
Luckily I swept them up back into the bag in one motion and to my relief crisis averted. There's not much talent at the Mobile Games Forum so it might have looked like I was trying to get ahead in the industry!
Length? The standard Durex size.
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JebediahSpringfield, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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My mum used to do the family planning.Having her open her boot in Safeways carpark revealing an amount of johnnies that'd keep people going for decades to all and sundry was always a painful moment.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:10,
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