Walking Into Lamppost Whilst Ogling French Sailors
(I was a high school lass at the time).

I don't think I got away with it as there was a very loud "spang" noise. There may have also been birdies flying around my head like in an old Warner Bros cartoon.
(lonelybadger, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 20:33, 4 replies)

Are they the ones..
That have red pom-poms on their hats? The legend is that if you *kiss them, you get to keep it..

*May not be kiss..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 7:44, closed)

I also did this when I was 9
I was looking at a couple snogging each other's faces off.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 8:23, closed)

i was walking home from an ex's at around 2am
was quite drunk and tend to fall asleep when drunk.

cue me sleepwalking into a lamppost halfway home

anyone around? no, but i feel like a right donut

mam asking in the morning what happened to my face, im like wtf u on about......
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:33, closed)

Spang!
In America, the lampposts go "Kloon!"
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 17:45, closed)